{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
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